Hello. Designing a program which will feature a few different types of functions. Seeking a mentor for a little guidance on what I can and cannot do effectively. Please message me, I do not wish to discuss the program here.

Even noting that you don't want to discuss the program in public, saying merely that the program will "feature a few different types of functions" is wildly insufficient to get any sort of attention for any good reason (beyond simple mystery). Most non-trivial programs feature "a few different types of functions".

-Albatross