I'm a lizard not a president.
Illuminati ban

Illuminati eye un-ban of the world.

Well chaps, it been a good ride but its time to put the old girl down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTs7GWr7URM

Dead, man, I tell you, dead!
THIS THREAD IS DEAD! WOO HOO

barely 1.5 months... and 15 pages later.... wow.

More than two months*

I ban you for correcting another users mistake!

^ Banned for reviving this thread.

I ban the person above me for using the upside down carrot key.

I ban the user above me for incorrectly referring to '^' as an upside down carrot key, when it is in fact just called the caret.

I ban the user above me for a geeky reply

PS: Revived the post after a fortnight and I feel http://kenjirokato.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/boss.jpg

nonononon-

Banned S G H for reminding me of that russian cat.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=what+cat

I ban the user above for not making me be bothered to click the link....

I actually ban James27 for calling himself the savior of Jews.

I ban toad1359 for using steam rather than electrolysis.

I ban megatron for not using steam. Digitally distributed content is the shit.

I ban S G H for all the steam on my windows and killing my blackberry.